I observed two things so far this week that I would like to declare completely wrong. And when I say wrong I mean never should’ve happened.
WRONG #1: Man on bike in front of me wearing a full outfit of ill-fitting spandex.
I realize it’s supposed to be tight, but I believe it’s also supposed to cover enough flesh that I don’t see your back, your belly or the pale parts of your legs usually reserved for spouses, significant others or Proctologists.
WRONG #2: “America’s Great Moving Adventure” Themed U-Haul Truck dedicated to Wichita, Kansas.
As a Kansan I can say this . . . I’ve been to Wichita numerous times and it’s a miserable place. Why this would make U-Haul’s list of moving adventure cities is completely beyond me. While I appreciate the fact that they would stray from the expected, this is really pushing it.