Lord, I’m thankful for all the wonderful things that have been bestowed upon me. That said, I’d like to bid good riddance to 2009.
’09 was a scab on the shin of a world that’s filled with opportunity. ’09 was a barrage of bad news and revelations of big money blunders made by greedy bastards with nothing on their agendas besides screwing people. ’09 was a turd and it’s time to flush it. Farewell, you fucker.