Martha Stewart doesn’t live here.


We’ve been told Halloween is a major event in our neighborhood. Which inspired us to go beyond the standard carved pumpkin arrangement and turn our front door into a not-so-creepy vortex-like-thing.

Comprised of six strands of cheap lights, a few shrubs from the backyard and zip ties, I have to admit that building the “canopy” made me a little uncomfortable with my manhood. Which, in the great scheme of things, is probably a great way to build character down here in the lower Midwest.


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