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Can it.

As a nation of consumers, we’re all guilty of owning a bunch of crap we don’t really need. Nothing brings this fact to the surface like packing up to move. Things that have been pushed back, piled high and stored away to be forgotten are suddenly front and center and in need of a purpose.

Most of this stuff—junk that never should have been purchased in the first place—should be thrown away. Tossed. Pitched. Erased forever. No more debate. But the more sensitive folks among us, including me, feel slightly guilty about this scenario. As if two obsolete iPhone 3 cords have a soul and putting them in the garbage is disrespectful in some way.

I had a particularly intense episode of this mental back and forth last week when I rediscovered my small but respectable koozy collection. I don’t drink a lot of beer these days and there are no plans for fishing trip anytime soon, so they’re basically useless. But for now they remain—prominently displayed on a crowded kitchen shelf where far more essential things should be stored.

Now that we’re on the subject, I AM feeling a little thirsty…

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If this foam could talk, it’d be full of lies and grandiose embellishment.

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Move It: 2017 Edition

Back when all my worldly possessions amounted to a twin bed, a stack of CDs and a Mr. Coffee, I thought moving was fun. These days, things are a little different. With five bicycles, three grills and a small collection of non-Ikea, grown-up furniture, changing addresses is a stress-inducing hypothetical endeavor. Add a pretty lady, a big black dog and their stuff to the mix, and the subject of relocation is enough to inspire visions of a massive bonfire fueled by unnecessary household goods.

So when the landlord’s real estate sign went up in our yard back in June—roughly eight months after we moved in—the task before us seemed daunting. The Craigslist search. The big dog discussion. The you-want-how-much-for-the-deposit shock factor. The packing. The truck. The loading and unloading. But we did it. Mission accomplished. With a little help from a friend*. Now, as we dig our way out of the boxes, we’re up against the real-life limitations of physical space. We’ve stacked, stored, reconsidered and rearranged. I gave up on recovering the tape measure two weeks ago. I’ve come to terms with the idea of never owning a couch again. I hate shoes (other than the ones on my feet). Extra shirts seems extravagant. I find myself questioning why anyone would need more than two forks. All the things I’ve loved before are clutter and clutter is the enemy!

But one must remain calm. It’s the only option a relatively sane person has. In the end, we’re lucky to have a roof over our heads, a wonderful new neighborhood just beyond our front door and, of course, a magical sunflower watching over the entire process. Without the sunflower, I’m pretty sure the above mentioned bonfire would’ve been the first and only thing on my agenda.


Cut from my lady’s garden at our previous address, this sunflower has kept me grounded.

* I hired a mover who happens to be a nice guy and by the end of the process I considered him a friend

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